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Sep 3, 2010  The other day in The Wall Street Journal, Harvard University economics professor Robert Barro wrote that by extending jobless benefits to as much as 99 weeks, Congress and the Obama Administration are now subsidizing unemployment.
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Sep 3, 2010  At the BMW plant in Dingolfing, Germany - where 18,000 workers make luxury cars - production manager Helmut Mauermann was crunching numbers one day - when he noticed something profound, but inevitable.
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Sep 3, 2010  A recent study finds that four-year-olds who get at least 11 hours of sleep a night are better learners - and will do better in a wide range of developmental skills, vocabulary and math. It's a good habit for them to get into.
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Sep 3, 2010  How has motherhood in America changed over the past two decades? Well, the folks at Pew Research Center took a look at that - and they came up with a statistical profile. A lot has changed - for one thing, age.
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Aug 31, 2010  Barry Humphries is a 76-year-old painter, writer, and actor from Australia, playing a character he invented fifty years ago: Edna Everage, known to the world as Dame Edna - who doesn't seem to like Humphries very much.
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Pretty Face
My darling, whenever I look in your eyes
You transport me to some magic place.
For the width of those lovely and wonderful eyes
Is three-tenths of the width of your face.

When I gaze on the wondrous features I love
You can't know how much rapture I'm in.
When I realize that one-fifth the height of that face
Is exactly the length of your chin.

Those yes, so hypnotic they're like a narcotic,
A window to infinite space.
With a clout like a highball, your invisible eyeball
Is one-fourteenth the height of your face.

And your nose, I suppose, may be shaped like a rose.
With what else could I ever compare ya.
When my tape measure shows that your cute little nose
Is but five percent of your facial area.

You make my life complete with your kisses so sweet.
You excite me, my love, like the devil.
With your mouth I'm content, for it's 50%
Of the width of your face at mouth level.
Charles Osgood
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