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Jul 28, 2010  A hundred days into the BP oil spill, and the lead Page One story in The New York Times this morning is that no oil has leaked at all for the last two weeks - and the oil slicks in the water are vanishing, fast.
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Jul 28, 2010  The House has voted to approve the spending of 33 billion additional dollars to pay for the 30,000 additional troops in the Afghanistan surge. The 92,000 WikiLeaks of classified documents did come up in the discussion.
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Jul 28, 2010  It can be very discouraging for job seekers these days. It's a great breakthrough, if you manage to get an interview. Unfortunately, a lot of people proceed to blow the interview - by the little things they do or don't do.
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Jul 28, 2010  We all know that certain things like obesity, smoking, drinking too much are bad for us - and can even kill us. And we also know that other things - like a proper diet and regular exercise - promote good health and long life.
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Jul 22, 2010  Did you know that women are the fastest-growing segment of the motorcycling public? So says Karen Davidson, the great-granddaughter of William Davidson, co-founder of Harley-Davidson.
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Pretty Face
My darling, whenever I look in your eyes
You transport me to some magic place.
For the width of those lovely and wonderful eyes
Is three-tenths of the width of your face.

When I gaze on the wondrous features I love
You can't know how much rapture I'm in.
When I realize that one-fifth the height of that face
Is exactly the length of your chin.

Those yes, so hypnotic they're like a narcotic,
A window to infinite space.
With a clout like a highball, your invisible eyeball
Is one-fourteenth the height of your face.

And your nose, I suppose, may be shaped like a rose.
With what else could I ever compare ya.
When my tape measure shows that your cute little nose
Is but five percent of your facial area.

You make my life complete with your kisses so sweet.
You excite me, my love, like the devil.
With your mouth I'm content, for it's 50%
Of the width of your face at mouth level.
Charles Osgood
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