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Nov 26, 2009 In the criminal justice system, there are two major scientific tools for establishing identity of perpetrators and accused suspects.

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Nov 26, 2009 President Obama recently announced a new five-billion dollar initiative called "Race to the Top" to encourage innovation and improve local schools.

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Nov 26, 2009 The more science discovers about human intelligence and animal intelligence, the more they seem to be in many ways the same thing.

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Nov 26, 2009 Have you heard? The government, which believes it knows more about what's good for you than you do, has been talking about a soda tax, to discourage us all from drinking so many sweetened beverages.

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Nov 25, 2009 If we humans are smarter than other creatures, it's not because our brains are bigger. In fact, the human brain is actually shrinking somewhat as we evolve.

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Pretty Face

My darling, whenever I look in your eyes
You transport me to some magic place.
For the width of those lovely and wonderful eyes
Is three-tenths of the width of your face.

When I gaze on the wondrous features I love
You can't know how much rapture I'm in.
When I realize that one-fifth the height of that face
Is exactly the length of your chin.

Those yes, so hypnotic they're like a narcotic,
A window to infinite space.
With a clout like a highball, your invisible eyeball
Is one-fourteenth the height of your face.

And your nose, I suppose, may be shaped like a rose.
With what else could I ever compare ya.
When my tape measure shows that your cute little nose
Is but five percent of your facial area.

You make my life complete with your kisses so sweet.
You excite me, my love, like the devil.
With your mouth I'm content, for it's 50%
Of the width of your face at mouth level.

Funny Letters from F

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